I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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