We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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