You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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