what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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