If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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