So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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