i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Randomize
