Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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