We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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