do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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