You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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