office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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