a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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