oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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