yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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