i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
