Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Randomize
