i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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