they said they heard you say put it in my butt
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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