Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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