I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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