its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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