We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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