everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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