They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
worst night to have a conscience
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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