did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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