You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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