Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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