They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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