Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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