you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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