So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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