we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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