My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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