Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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