Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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