I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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