i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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