physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
