everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
