five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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