I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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