i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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