So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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