i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
did i just pee glitter
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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