East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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