this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
