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How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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