Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My liver just had a heart attack.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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