I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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