K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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