only if we run a train.
done.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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