Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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