I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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