Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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