Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
