just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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